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soccer

A faux sport played by emaciated, effete european boys whom possess no discernable athletic skill.

James: Did you see that pussy britboy saying soccer is the best sport in the world?

Joe : Yeah, how can you even respect that pussy?

1.An excuse for European and Australian men to molest each other under the guise of sport.

2. The most caveman like sport on the planet.

Wow, rugby players sure like to grab each other.

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