Shopping-gasm

The pleasure a shopper experiences when (s)he finds the perfect item or an incredible deal.

Oh, my GOD! Can you believe I found this Prada purse on the bargain table? I 'm having the ultimate shopping-gasm.

by Bill Bassett June 21, 2017

sloppy sloppy joe toppy

When she eats a sloppy joe and immediately gives you head.

broooo, cady just gave me the sloppiest sloppy sloppy joe toppy backstage at she kills monsters

by dead steve December 3, 2021

sliding sloppy

when you shit so bad it gets on the seat, and you slide off onto the floor

JT hurt his leg, he went sliding sloppy off the toilet seat at wendy's again, and his mom got shit on her hand trying to pick him up

by D the M February 20, 2011

geezer shopping

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

JENNIE F SNAPP MIDDLE SCHOOL

Where thots and hoes go to suck dick and teachers always in your business and student are wild disrespectful and strange asf also there’s lots of snakes and mad drama🙄

Jennie F Snapp Middle School is Fake as fuck

by POINT BLANK PERIODT SIS April 24, 2019

Sloppy

Putting effort into giving head doing all the extra sucking licking spitting and use your hands. Really give it to them do your best to make them cum male or female. Gag on him and suck on her lips and clit until she take it. Give them really good, very wet head. Make sure they drip when you pull your mouth away.

I gave my man some sloppy top for his birthday. I gagged on him and sucked him up so good. He went to sleep after.

by Dirtydefffs July 15, 2019

Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.

Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?

by tamUHra October 30, 2011