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Snape

A trash human who died lonely and was very pathetic. He abused children and when his best friend tried to stand up for him he called her a slur. He had a bias toward Slytherin house and didn't know what shampoo was. His hair was greasier than Papa John's pizza. He died as the quote on quote Slytherin hero. Like stfu what about Regulus who literally died finding one of Voldemorts horcruxes AND THEN made a fake one. People still say he was the SlyTheRin heRo. Shaking my head.
"Who abused children and was a huge dick his whole life to everyone he knew?"
"Snape!"
by Maraudersequallife July 2, 2022
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Snaped

I just snaped your win streak.
by Tyler1034 March 31, 2017
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snape

an ugly fucking loser from harry potter.

bullied children, was grossly obsessed with lily evans (potter), literally was a stalker, was racist, was part of the wizard kkk, etc etc.

also was extremely greasy and oily and probably hasn’t washed his hair since the 70s.
ew snape is an ugly noob
by lil sharty March 2, 2021
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Snape-Killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing that you are their ultimate agent. That happens all the time, right?
I thought he was evil, but turns out he just Snape-killed him.
by ScarletSkywalker March 23, 2021
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snapeing

Outwardly appearing to be negative and or evil while secretly being good and or helpful.
Guy: What if Trump is snapeing us?

Bro: what do you mean?

Guy: like being a magnet to draw out all the ignorant hateful stupid racists so we know who they are and then letting a good candidate win.
by Randumbinator May 3, 2016
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Snape

A way in which to describe a female whom is a snape or whom you would snape if you see a good one simply call out snape
Snape.. She's a right snape.. I'd snape her head right off.. look at that snape.. would you snape her..
by Zaklaa September 30, 2018
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Severus (Snape)

Cockney rhyming slang for vape. Often used to ask covertly for a puff on your friend's vapouriser.
Ioan : Oi mate, any puff on yer Severus (Snape)?
Oscar : Course mate - knock yourself out lad.
by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney April 17, 2025
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