Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 15, 2022

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

spilt smoothie

To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate

Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.

by the machine 9322 September 28, 2017

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

african smoothie

When you shit and piss in a bitches mouth and make her keep in until you cum creating a mixture of shit, piss, and semen. Then putting it in a cup of ice to create the said smoothie.

I gave this bitch an african smoothie and made her drink it. She threw up everywhere!

by Guy Feiri November 30, 2017