Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018

Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.

I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

by mysticpep July 13, 2021

Smokin' The Squirrel

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill

"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"

by xrxman59 March 9, 2010

smokin my dead

Smoking your dead folks

smokin my dead -I smokin on lotti he got me deady

by instagram justin.2stoned October 17, 2023

smokin chokin

When you hit that dro and its hittin thick and you start coughin like a mark.

Yung Eddye hit that chron and was smokin chokin like a mark ass.

by CHONTO August 18, 2016

smokin coyote

An attractive female that is starting to turn grey.

The female equivalent of a “silver fox”.

Man, look at her, what a smokin coyote…

by Awwwhoo December 14, 2024

smokin skins

The act of screwing large numbers of sluts in a short period of time.

I was definately smoking skins last weekend.

by mach 10 May 13, 2003