smeggpot

Some asshole who likes to think he's funny, when really he's not. Smeggpot says a lot of cunty things, but always has a fuckin smug ass smile on his face.

"That guy said I look like an asian who got hit in the face with a shovel, what a Smeggpot" - Neon

by Johnson Fitzinyu January 27, 2014

Smeg Tossing

Smeg Tossing is the act of taking the smegma in ones foreskin and shooting it into another's foreskin, and have your Tossing partner squirt it back into yours.

My partner and I decided to try Smeg Tossing, It was great!

by Capn Dickhead March 30, 2015

Siegelism

A horrific disease caused by the birth of Siegels; symptoms include bad breath, stiffness (most brief in the lower body), awkwardness, and dysfunction of the hair follicles.

Dude, I think you have Siegelism.

by **..**..** April 20, 2018

Smegan

A vegan that eats meat feast pizza

Tomasz is such a filthy smegan scum bag think of those poor farmyard bois

by Smeganlord December 5, 2017

sieg smile

The grins that Nazis have when they're being racist and cocky

Adolph was truly wearing his sieg smile walking down the street until he was bitch slapped by some old Jewish ladies.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Smeg Day

April 10th marks the founding of Smeg Gang and is a day that can only be described as being even better than christmas. On this day people all around the world will get together and celebrate their love for smeg through rituals that use powerful psychedelic drugs to contact uncle Bob, bringer of goat Smegma.

I cant wait for Smeg Day i have 6 tabs and a gram of DMT and my boss gave me the day of work for a quick blow job and a week of good night toe kisses.

by The Real Black Jesus April 10, 2020

Smeging

The act of dripping one's smega upon another's forehead (usually performed when the victim is unconscious)

Smegzaib strikes again with another a mass special needs school smeging

by Smegzaib Leaver December 4, 2021