Slayer Mouth-off

When two hardcore metalhead slayer fans argue, possibly for hours, about how much they know about slayer ect. it is a diverse bonding ritual of slayer fans, when they feel threatened by another slayer fan. slayer fans don't usually like other slayer fans.

typical slayer mouth-off..

slayer fan #1: how many slayer tee shirts do you have?
slayer fan #2: 5. how many do you have?
slayer fan #1: 5. how many slayer albums do you have?
slayer fan #2: all of them. how many do you have?
slayer fan #1: all of them including the one that they never actually released. i had to drug Tom Araya to get it..
slayer fan #2: well i have the limited edition slayer action figures!!!
slayer fan #1: how come i'v never seen them in your room?
slayer fan #2: because i hide them under my bed!
slayer fan #1: fuck you man, you just dissed slayer i'm gunna have to kill you.
slayer fan #2: *brutally mutilated* lets put on some slayer.

by Your Cats On Fire! January 2, 2010

Hog Slayer

One who takes particular glee in slamming the the fattest chicks out there

He went to the bar and snagged up that huge fucking cougar
Yeah, that niggas a hog slayer

by Emilio Rebengaa December 18, 2008

swamp slayer

The man who will take one for the team and dont care sober or not no matter how ugly, fat, and repulssive the swamp donkey is. he will still layem and slayem

Beau and dylan took that swamp donk home they must be swamp slayers cause she was a nasty one.

by coontits November 16, 2009

Trollop slayer

Someone who seems themselves as a player but in fact just sleeps with promiscuous women.

Richard: I'm such a player, I totally slept with Emma last night
James: Haha you complete trollop slayer!

by Trollop slayers friend September 5, 2013

Slim-Jim Slammerson

An alternative name for vodka.

I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.

Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?

by One of the beys May 3, 2009

Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.

I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.

by Jake November 22, 2004

pig-slammer

A guy who slams slam-pigs. These types of guys can't get girlfriends so they go for easy meat: slam-pigs.

There goes Luke with another slam-pig. He's becoming a pig-slammer. We should set him up with Kristie Alley.

by pig-slammer for life June 3, 2009