Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

Skyrim

When you eat someone’s ass while on the plane

I was skyrimming this girl on my way to Jamaica

by Hippieflippie88 March 15, 2022

Skyrim

Rimming in an airplane.

"Have you joined the mile-high club?"
"Oh yeah, we did a skyrim"

by Nazi Dream June 1, 2019

Skyrim Time

A grossly underestimated length of time.

dude: I'm only going to play Skyrim for 30 minutes before my date tonight.
(six hours later)
I just gotta finish this last quest.
girl: I guess he meant 30 minutes in Skyrim time.

by emonayyy April 10, 2013

Skyrim

Getting or giving a rimjob on an airplane.

After the plane took off me and my boyfriend went to the lavatory and gave each other skyrims.

by iBoy2G January 16, 2023

Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

Skyrim

The reason you think it’s okay to go to bed at 3 am with work or school the next day, and why you haven’t left your room for a month.

Person 1: I’m going to go play Skyrim

Person 2: Oh, it was nice knowing you
Person 1: *dies from old age playing Skyrim*

by AxolAtlas November 18, 2021