Skyrim

A piss game that only gay 9 year olds play and every kid who plays it is a transgender and jacks off to anime

Hey want to play the piss game skyrim

by skyrim is bad September 29, 2021

Skyrim

The best game to mod, without a doubt. You can either make it the most fucking intense wizard battle simulator ever, or a kinky sex game

Person 1: my Skyrim has over 500 mods!
Person 2: wow, what fps does it run at
Person 1: well I haven’t even got it to run yet without fucking crashing

by Ollie the fucking wizard August 5, 2022

Skyrim

When one gives another person a rim job on the top floor of a skyscraper

You’ll never forget when she gives you a Skyrim at the top of the Freedom Tower.

by Danger Carlos July 30, 2020

Skyrim

n) The 5th installment of the Elder scrolls series

v) Using pure persistence and videogame exploitation to climb almost vertical surfaces like a mountain goat

Bro1: Dude you can't just Skyrim your way to the 5th floor of this hotel

Bro2: Hol up g I'm over encumbered lemme eat 54 wheels of cheese and drink 28 alto wine

by TrashyOne January 2, 2022

Skyrim

A game made by Bethesda that is more addictive than most drugs.

Joshua: Have you seen Ian lately?
Bruce: Ever since he picked up Skyrim I haven't seen him

by Playing Skyrim RN October 15, 2021

skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021