When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023
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The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit
Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back
Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money
Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money
by Angrykaren May 12, 2020
Get the Skip the dishes mug.the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.
Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.
by One crew member December 23, 2011
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Get the Skip Daze mug.Skip Rat: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals.
by jimmi2toes January 3, 2008
Get the skip rat mug.A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
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