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skid lid

A motorcycle helmet, usually of the open faced half helmet style, as opposed to the more modern helmets with better coverage and protection. The original skid lids were actual military helmets and the style is still reminiscent of this.
Ya, I should be wearing a full helmet, but my skid lid is cooler, lighter, and gives me a better field of vision. I may end up in a coffin, but at least I don't drive one now, right?
by imsoenthused May 22, 2008
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skid row

their best song is 18 and life
by JeVoNeR September 14, 2003
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grease the skids

get things started, to warm up; to get the ball rolling; to not get caught with your pants down
Jon wanted to grease the skids by sending out an email in advance of the meeting
by Brothajmoney February 12, 2008
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SKID MARK

A worthless pile of shit that contributes absolutely nothing to society and is merely a skid mark in our world's collective underwear. A non educated pile of shit that is a con artist specializing in fucking people out of there hard earned money by making them take it up the ass like a rump ranger or butt pirate. A man that leaves his family because the going got tough and he runs away with his small dick tucked between his legs like a pussy because he can't man up to responsibility hence he is nothing more than a skid mark to anybody he associates with.
Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jessica's husband is really worthless?

A: Yeah Jessica's husband is a skid mark in our world's collective underwear because he is an absolute pile of shit and contributes absolutely nothing to society except for being a big ole shit stain.
by FUNNY GUY 77 July 17, 2011
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Mr. Skids

Nickname give to those with bad toilet hygiene, common within those who neglect to wipe their ass.
Wayne: "I can see the brown through your shorts! Learn to wipe your fucking ass Mr. Skids!"
Mitch: "Shut the fuck up or I will punch your car!"
by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007
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Skid Lid

Grab your skid lid, we're hitting the road.
by The E Train April 11, 2010
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Skid Missle

A fart or shart that leaves a stain in your undies
i just dropped a skid missle and need a new pair of panties
by Dustin Pitts October 27, 2008
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