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Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
by Richard Penis November 5, 2019
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skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.
I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!
by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007
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yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored
ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019
mugGet the yeeters skeetersmug.

Mud skeeter

Best if used with a country accent

Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.
by Cherpollake June 25, 2017
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skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.
Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.
by Virgina Simmons. January 19, 2009
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Skeeter

This is the type of person that plays airsoft. Likes to suck toes, and give head. While playing phasmophobia, this person loved making mom jokes about a ghost named Jane
Look at that Skeeter...
by Yuri19492 March 27, 2023
mugGet the Skeetermug.

Skeetered

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I'm so skeetered right now girl.
by Officall smurf May 17, 2018
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