skeeterd

skeeterd- when someone has been up to long or to high on coke

Man you look skeeterd out.

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009

skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.

Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.

by DATL December 16, 2008

Skeeter-tot

The word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. It refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. She is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.

When I go home from college this summer, I may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick'ens will be slim.

by Straight A's Maze June 30, 2011

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

skeeterkiss

A snog in the anus

They gave me the worlds nicest skeeterkiss

by Kent slang😱 August 29, 2017

Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

by Jamie’s taylor May 3, 2018