Poop shy

The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.

Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy

by CooBrah May 5, 2016

dick shy

A man who is afraid to show his cock to a woman.

My friend is so dick shy he never gets laid.

by Justin Page March 27, 2006

cum shy

Unable to reach climax. A male who cannot ejaculate because of nervousness. Often associated with ones first sexual experiences.

Deena said that Andreas was so nervous that they fucked for over an hour without him spritzing. He was certainly cum shy.

by mike culhane December 20, 2007

Shy one

When trying to shit. A poo that asks to come out but then refuses to emerge when you sit on the toilet and relax your hole. Not to be confused with constipation which is often characterized by the lack of urge to sit on the toilet.

Oh noooo, not again! this is the third time I've had to sit on the toilet in an hour and it still wont come out. I hate it when I have a shy one.

or:

"Ashley sweetheart, are you OK, you've been sitting on the toilet for half an hour"?

It's OK mom, It's a shy one, can you bring me a mag to read?

by Mickeymysterious1 April 27, 2009

twice shy

Borrowed from the original phrase once bitten twice shy but implying that the hurt has already occurred; now you are in the second, more cautious, shy stage.

Friend: How was your date?
You: Twice shy

by afterellener January 30, 2009

shy shits

bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.

It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.

Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!

Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.

Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.

Both laugh

by mainbwana March 17, 2011

Shy Eel

When you have an impressively large poop, but place it just right to where it swims up the plumbing and just a head is poking out of the little hole looking up at you.

I got home from a long road trip and waited to long to use the restroom. When I finally did, I birthed the hugest Shy Eel ever!

by Chub17 March 30, 2018