shrek

an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of lord farquad. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an absolute unit and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a undefined force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.

“oh wow shrek you have big feet”

by clogglegod July 6, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest most ATRRACTIVE MAN YOULL EVER MEET. A SHREK IS SO HOT, AND IS SO FINEEEE, EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HIM IS THE BEST KIND OF QUALITY IN A MAN. YOU NEED TO HIT HIM UP RIGHT NOW.

Shrek is mine

by Yourmomsbhadddcuhh June 16, 2020

Shrek

The lord of all memes (apart from meme man)

Boy: Hey don't you think Shrek sucks?
Boy 2: Shut up, he's our lord

by Introvert lmao August 3, 2020

Shrek

This green ogre who has a don.... just watch the film man and get off your phone it's 3 am.

SOMBODY ONCE TOLD ME... the Shrek anthem ( all star by SmashMouth)

by ImAlreadyTracerGirl December 23, 2018

Shrek

A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece

Guy 1:shrek is a master piece
Guy 2:no it sucks
Guy 1:*loads glock*10 seconds to run

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019