shlong wangler

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"
by Swift December 13, 2003
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Horse Shlong

Horse shlong is when you shove a horse dick-shaped dildo up your asshole and push it all the way up till it bleeds and then you take it out and finger repeatedly until it’s a gaping hole and gets you constipated
Mad horny might Horse Shlong
by BigGanjaMan69 December 2, 2019
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floopy shlong

its a a very limp and sad dick. its also look like a dead eggplant.
i have a pretty sad floopy shlong.
by jizz sock February 19, 2019
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shlong it up

to fuck or hit with a shlong
eyo those are some hot chicks lets shlong them up
by j money August 23, 2003
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Chaka Shlong

A huge penis that gets a lot of action...from men.
I picked up some male strippers and rocked the chaka shlong all night in the telly!
by Mario Fillini November 10, 2008
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