by shush you twat November 26, 2019

When you you become friends with someone so if you ever get into a fight they have your back but everyone you know hated that person
by Bhadbhabiebhitch March 11, 2019

1.a)Shank, the act of taking a dump while masturbating at the same time, it's harder than you may think.
b) Shit Wank
2. Shanked
3. Shanking
b) Shit Wank
2. Shanked
3. Shanking
1.a) I like to shank on Sundays
b) Dude I so totally need to shit wank right now
2. I shanked while watching sex and the city.
3. Fuck man! Don't come in here I'm shanking.
b) Dude I so totally need to shit wank right now
2. I shanked while watching sex and the city.
3. Fuck man! Don't come in here I'm shanking.
by James Stinkwell May 14, 2008

by Young Pinto May 13, 2005

This an an act in which a male or female, whilst having a shit in the toilet, then decides to have a wank. This, therefore, bring us to the word shank. A shit and a wank at the same time.
When on holiday with friends, i walked in on my friend having a shit but his cock was in his hands and he was jerking profusely, at which point i said, "aww, man stop shanking, this is our bathroom aswell"
by Rashed, J November 8, 2008

by Bodacious Bob February 14, 2005

shank is a home made knife,the name has been adapted to the streets as any kind of knife that u are gonna shank someone wid!!(IG3)
oi i told that boi to sekkle and step from the canvas befor i pull out my shank and bores him up blad!
by strouder April 15, 2005
