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dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace
"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"
by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022
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shopping bulemia

The cycle of shopping, feeling guilt, and returning your purchases.
Tanya: I have bought and returned the same sweater from Old Navy four times.
Sharon: Tanya, you have serious shopping bulemia. There are people that can help you.
by W. T. January 9, 2010
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Shopping Calories

The amount of calories a person has to use specifically for shopping. Calorie count dependent on what one is shopping for and where. Compare with shopping window.
I swear, my husband has 2,000 shopping calories to use for the hardware store, and only 2 for shopping for housewares.
by Flowergrrrl03 November 30, 2010
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Shipping forecast

A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"

"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes May 15, 2012
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Shlawgington

A foolsih person or another word for dawg
Ismael is a shlawgington
by Abuckhave August 22, 2023
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Man Shopping

Going to stores knowing exactly what you are looking for, buying it, and leaving. The exception is with electronics, tools, and sports stores; here meandering is allowed.
Man 1: "Hey, we're gonna go man shopping, wanna come?"
Man 2: "Sure, I need to get a couple shirts."
Man 1: "Great, we'll go to the mall for 15 minutes, pick up our shirts, check out a hardware store for an hour, head over to an electronics store to look around, and finish off by browsing through the sports department."
by soaringeagles December 23, 2010
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Christme Shopping

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.
"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"
by Lerako November 27, 2012
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