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Sextinguish

The act of cheering one up by granting them the give of sex.
Person A: What's wrong?
Person B: My dog died. *Sniffle*
Person A: Oh, well I know how to cheer you up...*Unzips pants* They don't call me the Sextinguisher for nothing!
by The Sextinguisher January 11, 2009
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Sexting

Boy: "I want you so bad right now,"
Girl: "I want you more."

We were sexting last night.
by Beannnx3 April 20, 2009
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Sextonic

1. A platonic relationship is a man woman friendship or relationship with "no sexual involvement".

2. A "sextonic" (newly made up word to fit relationship) is a man woman relationship that is strictly a "mutually on call" sexual partnership that have no other contacts or do nothing else together.

3. A relationship that is based on romantic caressing, but not sexual at all.
Hey Todd, do you think Jim and Alice will ever be together? I doubt, Jim and Alice just have a sextonic relationship, that's all.
by blodsugare May 7, 2009
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Seton Promise

A promise that means so much that if broken it could tear apart the best of friends
Man he was my bestfriend until he broke that Seton Promise
by sblaze13 November 22, 2010
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Sextose Intolerant

"Sextose Inteloerant" - an inability to release and induce the sensation in being stimulated during sexercise. Symptoms include frustration, headaches, blue-balls, dirty thoughts, uncontrolled wetness, and paranormal discomfort - ex. uncontrollable orgasm etc.

The symptoms may be prevented by masturbation, sexercising, meditation, physical activities which includes light or enormous work out to burn mental chemicals within your body.
"Anna is frustrated with the thoughts of sex, and pleasure, because she has no man to please her thirsty thoughts of sex, this drives her appetite to become Sextose Intolerant "
by Anthos El Ma'at Ra January 10, 2014
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Sexconds

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.
Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!
by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014
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Sextopus

During an orgy when one man/woman uses all four limbs, mouth, and genitalia to pleasure their partners
Me: Hey hunter how was the orgy last nighy?
Hunter: Dude, I mastered the sextopus with 6 people!!
by Freemahniggajohn July 3, 2018
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