by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016
Get the service turd mug.When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
by Flash-collector June 07, 2019
Get the Arsewiping Service mug.4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
by Kripos October 19, 2021
Get the 4 service mug.What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"
Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."
Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."
Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
by KatieeisKinky. December 07, 2009
Get the bad service mug.Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
by The Greg July 19, 2004
Get the church services mug.1. A tight submarine game on Nintendo where you play as a bearded man, and kill nazi's n' shit. 2. Oral sex performed while the reciever is asleep.
by L. Roman July 15, 2006
Get the Silent Service mug.a top who cares about doing everything right so their bottom enjoy sex to the fullest; their bottom's desires are above everything else and it's their pleasure to satisfy their partner
X: Tartaglia from genshin impact would be a total service top
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!
Y: you're right! he would make sure his bottom partner is enjoying every single second with him!
by ttlstan October 10, 2023
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