Sephiroth

Lived, had a mental break down, served cunt, died, reincarnated, served cunt (again), died (again)

Person A : Tell me the Sephiroth timeline

Person B : Lived, had a mental break down, served cunt, died, reincarnated, served cunt (again), died (again)

by ffstrife May 7, 2023

Sephora

A girl who's by your side no matter what happens, a girl who's amazing- in every way shape and form. Someone with no flaws whatsoever. If you don't have a Sephora in your life- then damn you are missing out.

She's kind-hearted, hardworking and dedicated. And all though she may get better grades then you- she's still incredible and someone you'd hate not to have by your side.

She may seem nervous and shy at first glance, but trust me she's so much more than that- she's a total hot badass.
And she's someone who encourages you to do everything you want to do in life.

She'll support you always, but don't forget to support her as well- I swear that girl needs a lot of therapy. But most probably so do you and I.

She's the best person on earth, the best person I know- the best best friend I could've ever asked for.

Thank you, Sephora.

someone ; so who's a bestie westie you'd die for?

me ; Sephora.

by aprilabril July 21, 2023

sephea

Being really funny or the funniest person alive

Omg ur being such a sephea right now

by Bbcdevourer August 31, 2023

Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Sephausiting

To plan, plot, or scheme

While my friends were busy making pot brownies, I was sephausiting an idea to make a market to sell them on

by MarvledRG12 September 15, 2023

sephora kid

Kids that go to sephora and ruin it for the adults shopping. They mess up the display makeup/testers and experience. Never buying shit!

"That lil punk is a sephora kid"

by Lilbahamamama January 15, 2024

Sephora Girl

A Sephora Girl is a pre teen/tween girl who frequently shops at Sephora. Usually raiding stores, they look for highly abrasive skincare such as retinol and anti-aging cream at the age of 10. Part of gen alpha, their favorite brands are Drunk Elephant, Bubble and Sol De Janeiro.

Sephora Girls usually over consume and buy anything any influencer on Tik Tok and Instagram shove in their pre pubescent faces. They also like Stanley cups and Lululemon and are self proclaimed "Skincare gurus" when in reality they are brainwashed fetuses. Usually have horrible attitude problems and treat adults and employees awfully.

I went to sephora and some sephora girl side eyed me! I'm 20!

by angelbuns January 23, 2024