schteez

Generic term for anything you'd want to put your cock into.

Yo, i wanna roll-up in that schteez over there.

by E-roK December 24, 2002

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

SECHER

When the kid at the skool had a secher

Yo man did u c that kid have a secher?

by ZOOOBAID October 10, 2003

schtote

Noun : A sexually attractive girl or boy

Verb : To befriend or chat-up a girl or boy with the aim of sleeping with them. Same as "shark" or "sharking"

As a noun : GAWD, that schtote is hot. I have to get me some of that pu-tang!

As a verb : Chill guys, I just need to schtote that total babe. Are you guys up for some schtoting?

by kayodei November 22, 2007

schteub

A schteub is when you place yourself in a hot jacuzzi. Once you are in, you are schteubing. After the schteub begins, sex follows.

Jeremy schteubs and then has sex. When asked about his actions, Jeremy says, "I can't control myself after a schteub; sex is mandatory."

by Schteuber/Stoober February 16, 2009

Schtuupid

An extreme level of ignorance; beyond typical stupidity; taking foolish to a new planet; a fond greeting to a loved one

"LOOK SCHTUUPID! THAT'S THE LAST TIME!"

"Get over here you little schtuupid."

by Mahumba October 2, 2009

Schtunka

Verb
1) To be railed in the anus with a broom stick.

Noun
1) A part of the human body that feces exits from
2) A gay German

You are such a Schtunka.
"Ooo my Schtunka hurts from too much party last night."
I was schtunka-ed at work today because of 100% occupancy.

by Stevey Swipes March 10, 2012