call up the script kiddies

When you find an XSS vulnerability and you wanna make everyone's lives miserable.

"Someone call up the script kiddies, we got sum XSS exploits over here." - zzap

by Node13 November 9, 2018

Avengers: Infinity War Script

This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....

Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...

*7 hours later*

Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?

by EndoFlame December 7, 2018

scrant

A close friend or associate. Someone with whom you feel close or feel a kinship.

How ya doing scrant? Haven't seen ya in a while scrant. We all love ya scrant.

by Scrant June 12, 2007

Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.

Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!

by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008

script

1. (verb) to send someone a written message, including a text, email, instant message, etc.

2. (noun) a written message

1. Mortimer: guys, I want to call my girlfriend but she sounds like a giraffe gargling nails

Wilmsworth: why dont you just script her? that way you wont have to hear her talk like a toothless, half-dead wildabeast

2. Chauncey: i just got a script from my girlfriend, apparently her turtle died

Jebediah: that sucks, you should send a consolation script

by erbindicshinairy January 11, 2011

script kiddie

Any loner 12-year-old going on "crakzzz" sites to download some exploit written by someone with a semblance talent. Usually the idiots who try to break in to my server via ssh or ftp. Oh, of course people have accounts with random usernames and no password!

daily output: sshd: Illegal user patrick from 211.234.102.19
sshd: reverse mapping checking getaddrinfo for 211-2 34-102-19.kidc.net failed - POSSIBLE BREAKIN ATTEMPT!
Me: fucking script kiddies! I'm emailing their ISP.

by amigan February 27, 2005

scrinky moves

Really dirty/naughty sex between two or more people.

I brought home a guy from the bar and we had scrinky moves like i've never experienced before.

by aimaranas April 29, 2005