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Scrounging

The act of scavenging crumbs off the floor of a Hilton Hotel lounge because you couldnt afford breakfast.
Ever heard of a complimentory breakfast Paris? Fucking skank bitch.

Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.
by Vulch5 October 29, 2015
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counting

One two three four, I will screw you on the floor
Five six seven eight, don't worry I will ejaculate
Nine ten eleven twelve, we can do it on the shelves
Thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen, don't worry there will be a mess to clean
Seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty, if you want some more there's plenty
Twenty one twenty two twenty three twenty four, I can walk you to your door,maybe we can do some more
Twenty five twenty six twenty seven twenty eight, you'll be moaning this is great
Twenty nine thirty, thirty one thirty two, this is the story of how I'll fuck you.
Counting with us
by Ashley the anonymous August 29, 2015
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Scouting Mission

When a bunch of wingmen go out and patrol the bar for possible targets of opportunities. They then return and debrief those that remained behind to drink their beers and save a spot at a bar table.
The wingmen all went out on a scouting mission to find some high value targets in the bar. They returned to report that the bar was currently a target rich environment. They then proceeded to order a round of jaeger bombs.
by Big Pimping January 13, 2008
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girl scouting

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision
Johnny: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Joe: Im going to the mall to go girl scouting, wanna come?
by viking kong April 28, 2008
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shouting europe

The sound made when throwing up (vomiting), especially when bent over a toilet bowl. NB: the word is onomatopaeic.
"I drank 8 double tequilas, went home and shouted europe all night!"
by zingit May 28, 2005
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Scrunting

When a partially clothed or fully nude woman sits on a cake and farts. Bonus points for frosting bubbles.
My birthday is coming, will your mom scrunting into my cake again this year?
by Sploshy McScrunt July 7, 2022
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Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.
John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!
by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010
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