Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

Cub Scouted

When you are fingered by a person with three fingers. Like the cub scout promise sign

"Hey i got cub scouted last night. He tried for four but i couldnt hack it."

by luzbuz February 24, 2009

spotted coon

Any hibbity-bippity Indian type, with or without burka, who refuses to eat a cow while half of India starves to death.

Actually, just use it for all people from India. Term is mostly derived from the fact that Indians have dots on their heads and are dark-colored folks.

I wanted to go to Third and Swanson, but the Spotted Coon driving the cab didn't speak English so I just had him drop me off at the mall.

by Otis Richard November 19, 2007

Scottsdale Snobbs

People that think prestiougsley of themselfs they all drive Mercerdez-Benz and wear their Juicy Coture jumpsuits in 100 degrees. They all act dumb and amazingly brunett but there are blondes sprinkled in. AKA Btches! Proably the same at Chatswin in Suburgatory!

I'm a Scottsdalian Scottsdale Snobbs!

by Tells The BAre Truth November 6, 2012

coin slotted

the act of sexually inserting a quarter into partners ass and then you ride them all night as if it were a ride.

That guy totally coin slotted that other person.

by jeffisjeff February 23, 2011

Scottsdale

An area here in the Phoenix Metropolitan Area inhabited entirely by rich, snooty, brats who are all white, drive $100,00 cars, wear designer brands, and live in houses that cost twice as much as in neighboring Phoenix, Mesa, or other cities in Metropolitan Phoenix. They make their money through banking, law, business, or real estate, automatically account for half of the brats in Arizona. Their mothership is the Scottsdale Mall, an fucking enmorous, overpriced mall that boasts the worlds largest collection of useless shit. They also can’t help but boast that they have the only Shake Shake, Sprinkles Cupcakes, Prada, Louis Vuitton, and other luxury brands in all of Arizona. In conclusion, avoid it all costs.

I’ve never met anyone from Scottsdale that isn’t

1. Worth at least $500,000
2. Not White.

by BoredLife June 26, 2018

scutted

the act of smoking marijuana to get a high.

"What're you doing tonight, man?"
"I'm gettin scutted, yo!"
"Damn, son. I'm already there."

by j. $tew October 31, 2011