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Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.
I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.
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Sayoc Kali

A rip-off of Pekiti Tirsia Kali, and other styles of Filipino Martial Arts (FMA).

Made up by the Sayocs to cash in on the interest in FMA. This system is interesting only to those who are new to FMA and are clueless about the history of the Sayocs.

Claims to be "all blade all the time"but it's more like "all money all the time". Expensive DVDs that teach "knife fighting" to teenagers and those who want to pretend their badasses LOL. Claims to be effective but is actually based on confusing and complicated templates that will naturally be forgotten in the heat of a real knife fight.

It's not really FMA, because its not from the Philippines. It was made up in the Sayoc's Tae Kwon Do club in the US.

If you're interested in knife fighting, you're better off learning it from Pekiti, Illustrisimo or any of the other true FMAs.

(oh by the way, some of the Sayoc's deluded keyboard warriors will try to delete this soon hehehehe.)
Buy the latest Sayoc Kali DVD of template 34 to 67 from the sayoc and get 10% off of their overprices aluminum training knives.
by demigod April 1, 2007
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Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss
" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"
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Saylor effect

You some how make every guy you meet fall in love with you, but you are in denial about it
“Yeah I just met John a couple days ago and now we are friends
“No he really likes you”
“That’s not true what are you talking about”
“It’s the saylor effect”
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say so girl

i think her name is yodeling or karen? idk.
anyways, she does tiktok dances but shes not on straight tiktok and i think she's dating @iamtiagz...
also shes post malone's daugther
-have you seen that new dance?
- yeah who made it?
-i think it was the say so girl but no one is giving credits
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Samsonthesecondson

Samsonthesecondson is a thot,scammer, and lying twitch streamer that always scams his chat out of 24s, streams, inconsistent streamer and swears he is not a thot
Hey y’all ready for samsonthesecondson stream today? Oh you know that thot isn’t going to stream
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saylor

a girl who everyone wants to be with bc of her thotty personality and seems to flirt with every male thing that is alive and her bffs name is katelyn and they both conquer the world by sucking dick and taking names so beware of saylor she’s a catch and laughs like a donkey on steroids and will forever love danny or all dannys what ever starts with a ”d” aka dick too. watch the fuck out she’s a slut
danny: HOLY SHIT there is a SAYLOR walking out way
katelyn: well no fuck! make sure u keep ur zipper zipped or she will rape u
by kkkandsaykor October 13, 2019
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