by Aaron mclong April 19, 2008
by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022
A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".
Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.
*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
User A: Dear Santa...
User B: Dear Easter Bunny...
by VendettatheGreat November 20, 2011
Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
by core memory dump September 14, 2016
A word created for the head of household that get's to have unmitigated, no holds barred sex with their partner due to the amount of cash, credit & various other resources drummed out during the holidays in order to make the family happy and/or content.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
May or may not be applied directly to anal sex with the wife/girlfriend - no questions asked.
Wife: "Now that everyone is gone from Christmas dinner, did you have a good time? By the way thanks for that diamond tennis bracelet you bought me dear..."
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
/end
Husband: "I'm tired, full, half drunk & horny. Time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "What is Santa's Take?"
Husband: "Bend that rump over and I'll show you. I will be debt for the next 12 months because your kids only wear Ralph Lauren and wanted diamond nipple rings. Now it's Santa's turn... It's time for Santa's Take!"
Wife: "yes dear. (bends over somewhat willingly)
/end
by WillyJK December 22, 2008
You're a santa denier!? Let me guess, you think the parents deliver the presents??? You must be insane.
by squidb_ll December 04, 2020
When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.
Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.
Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.
by geederd December 13, 2021