Santa

Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real

*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*

Santa by Therandombee November 27, 2019

Santa

Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.

He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.

Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse

Santa by Some sadist November 30, 2019

Santa

Your parents.

Sarah: Mommy whos {Santa}

Mom: *slowly backs away*

Santa by avenia November 30, 2019

Santa

the guy who breaks and enters each year

hey jerry, remember santa?
yeah he triggered my alarms.

Santa by beanandcheesebean December 10, 2019

Santa

Christmas, it's a traditional time of the year when a big fat guy breaks into your house, steals your food, and then leaves. Traditionally called "Santa". This "Santa" guy might even bring you coal. instead of using the front door, he goes down your chimney. not a very nice man. some may refer to him as "jolly". He also spies on you and he claims he "see's you when your sleeping."

child: hey mom! will santa be coming this year?
mom: the fat guy?

Santa by Taylor that hoe December 17, 2019

Santa

He is not real!

Your parents are Santa!

Santa by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019

Santa

Not real

Santa is like a unicorn

Santa by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019