I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
by Morganism July 20, 2008
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by samuelistheg November 25, 2019
Get the Samuel mug.A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.
Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.
by woots September 3, 2006
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by bananasryummy August 2, 2011
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by Thatguy_weinerman January 16, 2019
Get the Samuel mug.samuel is a very attractive individual. he likes to watch the snow fall because it relaxes him, he likes to travel to different universes and galaxies to see beyond the ordinary. samuel is very protective and kind hearted guy. he likes to see the love of his life smile and laugh. samuel can make some mistakes but he learns from them as time continues because he wants to make himself and his loved ones proud. samuel is a very unique person. he doesn’t open up much at all but once samuel does, he knows he did it for a good reason and won’t regret it.
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