Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

saison

Water buffalo

Wow you look like a "saison"!

by Pecky Becky January 30, 2014

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

Salo

A powerful god that says "turn around" alot, and has the forces to do anything.

It was a dark, stormy night in Mexico City. The children were starved and some were homeless. There was only one man left selling oranges on the corner. Exactly at midnight, Salo came from the heavens and bellowed in his mighty voice, "LET THERE BE SALO!!!!!." All the people crawled out of their "houses" and witnessed Salo make crops arise from the bug ridden earth. The Mexicans cheered as they were able to eat once again. America should allow the Mexicans across the border to find the one we call GOD

by Thee Word Creator May 8, 2010

Salomon

A Realy nice dude he is very good looking and helps everyone he is very smart and does well in school whenever somebody is in need he will help right away he is a very loyal person and not a fake friend he likes to eat sushi a lot and takes pictures of his food

I want to be a Salomon

by Turtles 1234567 February 28, 2019

the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

by sumwigga October 29, 2007

salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006