A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson
The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.
by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018
Get the sales gomermug. "I tried to sell my So Solid Crew, More Fire Crew and Big Brovas albums at a garage sale for 50p, but no-one would buy them so I had to throw them in free with a box of out of date Maltesers."
by Alianne September 13, 2003
Get the garage salemug. 
by Speedee & Gohan November 25, 2006
Get the Sales Makermug. In lacrosse, one player stick-checks another, knocking his stick out of his hand. Usually followed up by a loud chorus of "YARD SALE!!!" or "Hey, how much for that stick?"
Player: "Dude, did you see that guy get Yard Saled?"
Player 1: "That guy just got wrecked!"
Player 2" "Hey, #43, how much for that stick?"
Player 1: "That guy just got wrecked!"
Player 2" "Hey, #43, how much for that stick?"
by FlamesOfThePhoenix May 1, 2010
Get the Yard Salemug. People place used household items, clothes, etc. in their yard and offer them for sale. Usually held on a week end, a "yard sale" often involves one, or a few families who pool their unwanted items to sell, often very cheaply.
Parallel term: "Yard saliing." To drive about from yard sale to yard sale.
Parallel term: "Yard saliing." To drive about from yard sale to yard sale.
I bought this sweater at a yard sale for a dollar and a half.
The Jones family are having their yard sale next week/
The Jones family are having their yard sale next week/
by Robert Allen August 29, 2003
Get the yard salemug. by Jicannon August 29, 2003
Get the yard salemug.