swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Girly Swirly

Being called “Girly Swirly” AKA Robert Joseph Keys means you’re totally rocking the pussy pop slay queen energy that day. Your friends who call you this def think you’re a little zesty. Girly Swirly isn’t just meaning your serving attitude but your absolutely strutting your stuff like a beautiful peacock basking in the summer sun with full confidence.

Hey I like your ginger mullet your so girly swirly today!

by manlystanly April 11, 2023

alabama swirly

The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.

Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…

by Disarae April 24, 2023

Swirlies

Is the name given to a man who creampie fucks a woman's holes that hard she is left with a strawberries and cream pie swirlies.

Shannon: "Hey Kim, I gave this bitch down the road some swirlies. She's in the hospital... Wanna come check out the damage?"

Kim: "Fuck Shannon that's hectic. Who are you? Like really ... who are you?"

by ShimmyA May 15, 2023

The swirlies

That swirly nauseous feeling you get when someone gives you butterflies

"Just thinking about her gives me the swirlies."

by crispysouup September 23, 2023

pink swirly

Chugging a strawberry milkshake enema out of a Cambodian hookers gaping asshole

You can find the best pink swirly on vacation in Cambodia .

by Juggmentday November 1, 2019

Swirly

Name def: A person you either care about or is special to you (can either be used romantically or platonically)

Nate: No one I've ever met is like you, I love you swirly.

by burnerino December 24, 2020