post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.

Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.

by QuacksO June 28, 2019

Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019

Swat

Way to medicate off marijuana

I really want a swat right now

by Thathippychild October 14, 2017

yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.

Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*

by itsjustnils March 14, 2018

swatting mosquitos

Jerking off really hard in the bathroom.

Did you hear chase swatting mosquitos in the bathroom?

by swat it hard March 2, 2017

Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time

Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat

by George kalahan May 10, 2016

swat

synonym for "oh fuck" or like "oh shit bitch". Can also be used to describe skunk whore bitches you dont like. Good to use because them dumb hoes won't catch on. Can also be used to refer to sex specifically in front of parents

Oh swat i forgot to do my streaks this morning!!!!
*says in front of relatives* Sofia did you and Chris swat last night?
Amity is such a swat I hate her so much.

by juulfiend February 14, 2018