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Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
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a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing
guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing
by onionlight November 26, 2021
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Survival Nation

A Dayz Discord for sad weaboo weirdos. A place to senselessly argue with everyone and anyone for nothing at all.
I bet that guy is in the survival nation discord
by SumADeez July 16, 2022
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Surviving

Acting like you're okay, when you know you emo af
How are you
Oh, surviving i guess
by NikoNikoNii_2 August 4, 2025
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hand simulator survival

Hand simulator survival is poggers and banananoodle55 plays it
by Woodchucks February 28, 2022
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