An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020
Get the National suck some dick daymug. Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes
Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D
You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?
You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?
by Suckdickletter February 17, 2009
Get the I wanna suck your dick lettermug. by DORER January 10, 2021
Get the my mom sucks my dick sometimesmug. by allahlovr69 October 21, 2019
Get the National Suck Averys Dick Daymug. "Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
by Black21 October 14, 2013
Get the sucking dick for cheetosmug. Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017
Get the suck a cow dickmug. To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
Get the Sucking the Glass Dickmug.