De-stress

To destress, or simply “de-stress” means relieving stress by releasing your emotions in an orgasm, masturbating your worries away in an attempt to relax.

Me: This week has been crazy, I have to de-stress.

or

X: Where’s Y?

Z: She’s in her room de-stressing.

by LissyCrissy November 8, 2018

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

Stress Detox

Letting go of all life's stresses with sex.

Her: I am so stressed out.

Him: I know what we can do!

Her: what?

Him: let's have stress detox!

by Isiah Williams February 22, 2017

stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress

My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut

by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017

Bum-Stress

A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.

Related:
bum stress Pissed Off

Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...

by Dunkman4000 June 6, 2011

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011

Stress Cleaner

Stress cleaners are people who, when stressed out, clean up their surroundings as a method of coping with and alleviating stress. In the same way that Stress Eaters use food to cope with their stress.

I recently started cleaning to try to cope with the exam stress, it works better than yoga 🧘 ♂️ for me. My prof says I'm a stress cleaner

by N😉B😎DY_19 September 27, 2018