Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

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Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.

"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

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by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012

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Christme Shopping

Christmas is on it's way, you've just bought gifts for all extended relatives and their dozen pets, isn't it time for a little personal splurging while you're out?
Simply put, going "Christme Shopping" is purchasing gifts exclusively for yourself - usually items that you know you aren't going to get otherwise, or could just be shopping for yourself around the holidays when the outlets are packed.

"Everyone else is looked after, time for a little Christme Shopping"

by Lerako November 27, 2012

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Star Shopping

Going to watch the stars/ Star Gazing

Let’s Go Star Shopping tonight

by trynafindv April 7, 2022

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penis window shopping

the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures

I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?

by peniswindowshopper March 13, 2010

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Wig Shopping

Wig Shopping is slang word from the gang ABZ "Asian Boys" which means
-head hunting
-Shooting someone in the Head with a gun
-hunting down an enemy or shooting up a enemy

-"Lets go shoot them up...time for us to go Wig shopping"

-"Wig Shopping with my AK-47...son"

-Stop rejecting this word or i'm gonna have to star wig shoppin for the editors head at Urbandictionary.com

by ABZ Sicco Blue August 29, 2012

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