stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 21, 2021

Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.

Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.

by Excrushman May 04, 2021

stiffy

if you have a stiffy then you should send me a pick on snap jerregates21

oh shit, i have a stiffy better send it to jerred

by definitelynotjerred February 10, 2024

Stiffy

Hitting someone hard

Ow you gave me a stiffy

by DeathOi March 27, 2021

Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.

my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.

by Chubsalot October 31, 2022

Spirit Stiffy

The arousal of a male through the interference of Supernatural beings

Ghost Blowjob

"Graham got a spirit stiffy from poltergeist molestation."

by The Gapists May 07, 2014