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artic steamroller

When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.
I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.
by wookiec41g May 29, 2022
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Pittsburgh Steamroll

When your significant other is just about to rest for the evening and jump onto them and roll back and forth, like a steamroller, squishing them into the mattress
Whoa, Natalie Pittsburgh Steamrolled her husband so hard his back cracked.
by Basic Brunchcast September 12, 2020
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Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
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Cleveland Steamroller

An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida.

Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
Uncle Bill gave me a cleveland steamroller last weekend, I think I'm in love with him.
by your only fan September 24, 2022
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Norfolk Steamroller

When one doesn’t defecate for 3 days, then mounts on top their sexual partners chest and shits. They then rock back and forth on their chest and belly, resembling that of a steamroller. This works better if the two sexual partners are from Norfolk and therefore related
Dude it took ages for me to clean up after i gave Julia that Norfolk steamroller
by BenDooley July 20, 2025
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Steamroller

a sexual position in which a man gives his partner a reverse thigh job while recieving a blowjob from the front from a third person
Jack: "Man last night was wild! John gave me a steamroller until I busted all over Jeremy's face! fuckin' awesome dude!"
Jeremy: "Dude what the fuck that's private"
by Lunar_dlscord February 20, 2025
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