Steamroller

When you make oatmeal but it’s too hot. So you just sick your dick in it and stir it around

Damn that oatmeal’s hit, better steamroller that shit

by Bigdickzuzu January 26, 2019

Steamroller

a sexual position in which a man gives his partner a reverse thigh job while recieving a blowjob from the front from a third person

Jack: "Man last night was wild! John gave me a steamroller until I busted all over Jeremy's face! fuckin' awesome dude!"
Jeremy: "Dude what the fuck that's private"

by Lunar_dlscord February 20, 2025

Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.

Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.

by Cooper123 July 9, 2016

montgomery steamroller

The process of fucking another’s mouth when a mix of cum and feces in the others mouth

Yesterday Johnny gave me a Montgomery Steamroller, I still have the taste in my mouth.

by TunasubBackwards069 May 28, 2019

culombian steamroller

The act of shitting in some ones mouth and swapping it between your mouths multiple times

Me and drake performed the Culombian steamroller at school

by Twant Donut May 17, 2021

Parisian steamroller

You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".

Another way to say this is "smear the mud"

John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.

by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021

artic steamroller

When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.

I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.

by wookiec41g May 29, 2022