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spooge mopper

The person that cleans up a porn set after the filming is done.
The lowest or newest person on the staff.
Joe: "Oh man! I finally got hired by the local porn flick company! I'm now on my way to my dream job. Yeah, I am starting out as a spooge mopper on a gay porn production, but I'll be a star soon!"

Jim: "Well, I guess you gotta start at the bottom..."

Joe: "At the bottom, really? Did you have to say it?"
by 2TD September 27, 2015
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Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.
Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.
by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022
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Spooge-worthy

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.
I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!
by JoRokHed October 7, 2011
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Spooge Biscut

1) A dried clump of semen.
2) A plump ass you want to cum all over
1) That bitch has a spooge biscut stuck in her hair!
2) Did you see the spooge biscut on that waitress?
by Unkle D April 16, 2011
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spooge luge

The shiny track of cum and sweat after you bust a nut between your girlfriends tits that reseble a luge track as in the olympics!!
Dude i laid a spooge luge between Terrinas tits last night that ran down to her belly button!!!
by vinny125125 August 28, 2010
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Squidley-Spooge

All bodyparts made into one, full body part.
*gets hit with dodgeball* AUGH! MY SQUIDLEY-SPOOGE!
by Paul Griffie January 11, 2005
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spooge case

He went into the Littleceasars bathroom with his spooge case.
by Steve Russell May 13, 2005
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