Irish socket set

A sledgehammer. The term suggests a lack of finesse in Irish repair methods, reinforcing the Irish reputation for stupidity.

Having thus far failed to repair the television, Jim switched from his screwdriver to his Irish socket set - a decision probably driven more by frustration than careful consideration.

by Keenan Nunes-Vaz December 23, 2005

Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 26, 2010

handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.

"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Airtite Yendor January 06, 2024

Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 04, 2024

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

spock-socket

A less affectionate referral to the anus as a sexual orifice.

"There was a bit of confusion about why the genitalia was pixelated in the image, while we were treated to a perfect view of their puckered, flakey spock-socket.

by Toungeston October 17, 2023

booty socket

Anybody who’s name is Chris Kern out that presque isle
AKA gay dirk diggler
AKA lord of the cock rings
AKA little bo peep some booty hole

U know kerns huh?

Yeh he a booty socket fsho.

by Thatdudeyaheard March 24, 2018