Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke
Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.
by hoosier47804 August 20, 2013
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the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011
mugGet the smokin trees while tokin treesmug.

smokin chokin

When you hit that dro and its hittin thick and you start coughin like a mark.
Yung Eddye hit that chron and was smokin chokin like a mark ass.
by CHONTO August 18, 2016
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smokin my dead

smokin my dead -I smokin on lotti he got me deady
by instagram justin.2stoned October 17, 2023
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Smokin’ Hot

A girl who loves history, cleaning, kids, reading, food, good music, and is probably the most attractive girl you’ve ever seen
“Man did you see bella?”

“Yeah she’s Smokin’ Hot!”
by Persistent chap December 18, 2023
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Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances
"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."
by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024
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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011
mugGet the smokin a smurfmug.

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