Bread in the Shed

A rather severe yeast infection.

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"

by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006

Shediac

A town in south-eastern New Brunswick, Canada. Mostly populated by Acadians but also has a fair share of English and French Canadians, during the summer it's a popular tourist town, prior to it's touristic attraction, it was a poor Acadian town with the exception of the wealthy White English-Canadian families. Many Acadians settled in Shediac after their forced expulsion by the British Empire in 1755.

My name is Eddie à Pti Alphonse, and I'm a Chiac-Acadian from Shediac.

by elchiac_acajin October 14, 2020

To shreds you say

The worst, most depressing, most negative state of being known to man. Used to describe yourself or others in the worst state of affairs.

Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds you say.

by Nyukk July 2, 2009

Shredding Face

/SHred.diNG/ /fās/

shred·ding-face

verb.

A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)

"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"

"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"

"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"

"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"

by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013

keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.

Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."

by mooogs May 14, 2017

head shed

In military terms another name for Command or Control Center.

Be sure and run it past the head shed for approval before implementing.

by fusebiter December 13, 2012

Shedball

A form of giving head/blowjob

Hannah and graham played shedball

by Dirtonmyboots March 6, 2020