shoe fetish

it's a fixation on shoes; finding the perfect pair of shoes, with an absolutely must-have-it feeling; for a person with a shoe fetish buying shoes is thrilling and exciting; owning and wearing a fabulous pair of heels, boots, sandals, etc. is a source of great pleasure

Roxy has a major shoe fetish, have you seen her walk-in closet? It's filled with shoes, and she's blowing her paycheck on another pair right now at the mall.

by Molly88 March 2, 2009

shoe bite

a blister resulting from a shoe rubbing against the heel of your foot

my new shoes gave me a shoe bite

by rose medoro January 23, 2008

Shoe fart

Victims include anyone wearing sandals with sweaty feet. The act of making a "farting" sound created by movement of the foot off the side of the shoe usually while walking.

"Samuel was walking to the train station on a hot summer day wearing sandals and no socks. His foot slipped inside of his shoe, making a farting sound. Everyone pointed and laughed at him."

"Dude, did you just hear that?"
"Yeah I heard that. It sounded like a fart. But I only smell sweaty feet"
"Samuel you shoe farter, Put some powder on those dawgs."

by Caw April 26, 2006

shoe heaven

the act of putting ones hands into a pair of ugg boots when its cold out.

half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.

shoe heaven. if you ain't there, get there bitches

by i<3C.K. April 11, 2011

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011

shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

by sleepyharper January 16, 2014

Shoe shoes

Not your everyday footwear.

E.g. "These are not my shoe shoes, though"

by Hizzlemanize July 18, 2015