no shit, sherlock

A response against a person who says the obvious.
Originates from the film: Robocop 3
Some police: "that's a bettered yellow van!
Lewis: "no shit, sherlock"
by girayhankaya December 19, 2020
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No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.
Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."
by cheerlover37 May 18, 2018
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Sherlock Ohms

A late-19th-century detective who ferreted out resistance-causing corrosion and other conduction-faults in electrical and telephone/telegraph wiring.
"Sherlock Ohms" can also be used to describe how veteran actor Dennis Hoey pronounces the famous detective's name in the Basil Rathbone series.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
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Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.
Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.
by Daddy Michael Scot January 23, 2020
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tell me about it sherlock

The kid friendly way of saying No (censored) Sherlock
Kaite: Its BURNING
Billy : Tell me about it sherlock
Kaite: what
by yourmom45473 June 09, 2021
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An I'm Sherlocked

When you like a bunch of comments but don't reply.
by Dgwyegeveushh November 27, 2017
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