Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014

sea snippa

what zimbabwe peoople call lobsters

*sees lobster in toilet*

"ISSA SEA SNIPPA!!"

by Junebug56 August 24, 2017

Sea-Bagging

Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.

Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.

Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

dark sea

the act of gapping someones asshole and then filling it up with pee

I gave Stacy the best Dark Sea bro

by Schlitzko September 25, 2019

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

sea cracker

A fucking nigger squirrel

He was a sea cracker.

by Robert E.lee September 6, 2017

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016