While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl
by kfafmec January 17, 2008
Get the screaching seagull mug.A term used to describe a sexual position, or situation. Often used during an orgy. This particular "maneuver" is implemented when one woman takes on a minimum of either 3, or a maximum of 5 penis' at a time. A penis in her vagina, one in her left and right hands, one in the anus and one in the mouth. With all of this action going on, she will look like a wounded seagull struggling for her life.
While watching my porn today. I elected to hold-off until I saw her preform the Wounded Seagull with five guys at once! After that, it was all over.
by TheIncredibleHolt September 6, 2007
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A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!
Yeah Bob?
I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
Yeah Bob?
I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
by Peter Pan's Left Nut October 14, 2008
Get the reverse wraparound painted seagull twist mug.When having sex on the beach and the man gets his dick wet and dips it in sand and then forcefully inserts it into her pussy causing her to screech.
by Swedish Nejero April 22, 2009
Get the Screeching Seagull mug.When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.
by redem17 September 25, 2013
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Get the Salty Seagull mug.An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
by Hoseman August 2, 2019
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