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Poppy Scarf

When a girl wraps her legs around your head while you eat her out, and then she tinkles a little when she’s finished.
I met a Puerto Rican girl last night from Tinder who begged me for a Poppy Scarf
by BlinkMePoppy October 6, 2023
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one seat one scarf

A popular joke amongst the Timbers Army supporters group for the Portland Timbers MLS team.

Initially meant as a rule to keep a single supporter from taking up entire rows while they wait for their friends to show up late, now it's initial meaning is long since lost and is merely a funny joke inscribed on the wristbands handed out to fans who show up early.
Bro #1: "Hey bro, how many scarves should I bring to hold down seats in the front row for next game?"

Bro #2: "One seat one scarf, bro."

Both Bros: <laugh while packing an IKEA bag full of scarves>
by PTFCLinePolice June 16, 2018
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ass scarf

One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.
You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.
by 1010 July 27, 2004
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man-scarf

something that can look hot if worn right and crap if worn wrong NOT for the over 40's. when its good its really good when its bad its puke worthy.
"Ewww that guy is like 54, and hes wearing a man-scarf!!"
"OMG, that guy is so hot he is seriously working that

man- scarf"
by superbeanydude July 5, 2009
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red scarf girl

a memoir of a chinese girls life through the revolution of china. the book is just straight out boring with no twists or turns.
hey man wanna read the red scarf girl with me

nah i rather read the twilight series
by chuckyboy4132 April 13, 2011
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I Like Your Scarf

A line used to pick up cute German boys with the underlying intent to sleep with them. Said cute German boy must reply with the line "I like your shoes." in order to let the pretty tourist know he wants to sleep with her too.
Erica: "I like your scarf!"
Lenny: "I like your shoes!"

Erica and Lenny get it on**
by EuroBound October 16, 2009
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Matt Damon Scarf

The act of shitting on a partners neck and covering the neck in it. Like that brown scarf Matt Damon wore in some old forgotten movie.
Person#1:Haha dude I gave your mom a Matt Damon Scarf.
Person#2:Suprise bitch I gave your dad one too.
Person#1:Fuck you
by Anonymous Magic Man December 12, 2009
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