Evil, pure evil. The most addicting...object...ever created by Jagex (aka Satan)to take over the world. DO NOT play this game unles you want your soul to be ripped from your chest in a big bloody...explosion. The worst part about it is that it isint even fun, all you do is run around and kill bad looking things. Graphics look like something on a 4 year-olds fridge. And the fans, who are the equalivent of trekkies to Star Trek, are nerds. They have no life whatsoever. If you tell a "Runie" (my word for runescape nerds) that runescape sucks, they will say "Im cooler than you because i can cast fire!!" Again, dont play this game.
In my opinion, Runescape doesnt mean Rune-Scape it means Run-Escape, created by a rebellious Jagex employee to warn people about its evilness
In my opinion, Runescape doesnt mean Rune-Scape it means Run-Escape, created by a rebellious Jagex employee to warn people about its evilness
Mike: Hey Tom, why are you playing Runescape, it sucks.
Tom: You suck. Im cooler than you. I cast fire! Ha! Now your dead!!!
Mike: *Kills Tom with shotgun*
or
Phil: Man, runescape has bad graphics and gameplay
Tom: At least i have full rune armor and a dragon dick sword!!! Nerd!!!
Phil: *slits Tom's wrists*
Tom: You suck. Im cooler than you. I cast fire! Ha! Now your dead!!!
Mike: *Kills Tom with shotgun*
or
Phil: Man, runescape has bad graphics and gameplay
Tom: At least i have full rune armor and a dragon dick sword!!! Nerd!!!
Phil: *slits Tom's wrists*
by Conrad-Nav August 14, 2006
an online game made in the UK by Jagex Ltd. It is a free MMORPG that is loved by some and hated by others, it was supposed to be for ages 13 and up, but is overrun by 10 to 12-year olds and older geeks who don't have a life. The free version has very limited privileges, but the members version requires monthly payment and gives you access to every feature. Its very addictive so you have to think about it before playing. Doing so may change your personality permanently......
My brother is a victim of Runescape addiction, when he signed up he was always on the computer for a long period of time that he had to be pried off the chair before anyone else can use it.
by a former gamer January 15, 2007
<%Darkdog307> I LOST AGS
<%Darkdog307> i'm crying irl
<%Darkdog307> not joking
<%Darkdog307> FUCK MY LIFE
<@Oblet|AFK> LOOOOL
<%`TOR> you got runescaped
<%Darkdog307> i'm crying irl
<%Darkdog307> not joking
<%Darkdog307> FUCK MY LIFE
<@Oblet|AFK> LOOOOL
<%`TOR> you got runescaped
by `TOR September 25, 2009
A HIGHLY addictive game. Spent years of my life on it, and finally quit because (a) I was too lazy to actually put in the time and effort it takes to make money, and (b) because I decided it was stupid and wasn't real. Many, MANY people have become addicted to this game. They all want to become like 'zezima' the loser who spends all his time on runescape and has 99 in every skill.
NEWS FLASH: Playing Runescape constantly will not make u a 'superawesome lvl 126 that pwns everyone, even zezima!!!'
It's addicting. Don't be an idiot and read this and then go sign up for an account. You WILL get addicted. The creators of the game, Jagex know this. They use subliminal messaging and promise new updates and stuff that keeps your love of playing the game alive. It's completely ridiculous to even THINK about playing this game. It's not real...duh.
So, tell me, all you Runescape addicts...
What do you get in real life after you max out all your stats in Runescape???
I'll tell you: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
NEWS FLASH: Playing Runescape constantly will not make u a 'superawesome lvl 126 that pwns everyone, even zezima!!!'
It's addicting. Don't be an idiot and read this and then go sign up for an account. You WILL get addicted. The creators of the game, Jagex know this. They use subliminal messaging and promise new updates and stuff that keeps your love of playing the game alive. It's completely ridiculous to even THINK about playing this game. It's not real...duh.
So, tell me, all you Runescape addicts...
What do you get in real life after you max out all your stats in Runescape???
I'll tell you: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
1) *Jimbob* plays Runescape all day. He doesn't eat, sleep, bathe, or leave his room ...EVER. Jimbob is addicted to Runescape.
2) *Mary* just started playing Runescape. She's already a level 94, with at least 89 in all of her skills. Mary started playing Runescape a week ago. Mary is addicted to Runescape, and soon her addiction will grow.
**All names used are fake. I mean, who names their kid Jimbob?
2) *Mary* just started playing Runescape. She's already a level 94, with at least 89 in all of her skills. Mary started playing Runescape a week ago. Mary is addicted to Runescape, and soon her addiction will grow.
**All names used are fake. I mean, who names their kid Jimbob?
by asdfjkl;freak July 11, 2008
A very addictive mmorpg. i myself used to play, but thankfully their game's effect wore off on me. RuneScape is fun to some, but very annoying and stupid to most.
urban def.: a shitty ass, repetive, diarreah inducing game. graphics blow, gameplay is clunky and insecure, and worse, the elements of play have all already been used. furthermore, its LOADED with people who say stupid shit like,"oh nozor! my ammy and my hally r got pwnt! fally is just west of here. rock of zammy pwns" and all kinds of ridiculous shit. dont play this load of horsevomit, and dont let your family either, otherwise they will waste away on the desk and never come outside. its filled with a bunch of dipshit nerds, who talk in leet and think their sooo badass because they "own" you on runescape, even though we all know that the average RS player is that geek in science class who knows every answer, and periodically corrects the teacher. in short, RuneScape blows harder than a french whore on sunday AND hurricane andrew combined. Do not play this evil load of shit game.
urban def.: a shitty ass, repetive, diarreah inducing game. graphics blow, gameplay is clunky and insecure, and worse, the elements of play have all already been used. furthermore, its LOADED with people who say stupid shit like,"oh nozor! my ammy and my hally r got pwnt! fally is just west of here. rock of zammy pwns" and all kinds of ridiculous shit. dont play this load of horsevomit, and dont let your family either, otherwise they will waste away on the desk and never come outside. its filled with a bunch of dipshit nerds, who talk in leet and think their sooo badass because they "own" you on runescape, even though we all know that the average RS player is that geek in science class who knows every answer, and periodically corrects the teacher. in short, RuneScape blows harder than a french whore on sunday AND hurricane andrew combined. Do not play this evil load of shit game.
SoMErSFAG: hey n00bz0r, you just got pW3nd!
normalperson:hey dumbass, this is called a sidewalk, not your geeky ass computer game.
SoMErSFAG:nublet, you better watch out!my ammy of power is l33t!
normal person: *beats the everliving shit out that douche*
normalperson:hey dumbass, this is called a sidewalk, not your geeky ass computer game.
SoMErSFAG:nublet, you better watch out!my ammy of power is l33t!
normal person: *beats the everliving shit out that douche*
by popwar of DOOM August 20, 2005
GET OUT AS SOON AS YOU CAN do not play this game. you will remain a social outcast as long as you keep playing this game. not to mention you will fail all your classes because this game is extremely addicting you wont even remember you have a project or paper due. If you don't take my advice you will end up sad lonely working at a factory with a level 136 as your only friend. do yourself and humanity a favor and kill your self if you don't take me seriously. TRUST ME this game IS LIKE CRACK!
successful person: dude have you finished your paper?
runescape player: hurh durh NOP i had to level my character to LVL 135! RUNESCAPE IS AWESOME!
successful person: what a goof..
runescape player: hurh durh NOP i had to level my character to LVL 135! RUNESCAPE IS AWESOME!
successful person: what a goof..
by asgolaseoruiii February 28, 2010
Runescape is a MMORPG (Massive Online Role Playing Game) that started a few years ago as a simple, 2-d Java-based game that was F2P (free to play). Since then, it has grown to millions of users with the option of P2P (pay to play).
Here is the common misconception: Runescape DOES NOT ruin your life. Yes, while it may be addicting, the only thing that can ruin your life is YOUR actions and the way YOU perceive things. Anyone that says "Runescape ruined my life" is a liar. They ruined their own life by allowing themselves to become addicted to it. Take my advice before you start to play Runescape, please.
Here is the common misconception: Runescape DOES NOT ruin your life. Yes, while it may be addicting, the only thing that can ruin your life is YOUR actions and the way YOU perceive things. Anyone that says "Runescape ruined my life" is a liar. They ruined their own life by allowing themselves to become addicted to it. Take my advice before you start to play Runescape, please.
Bob: "Hey Mike, don't play that game Runescape, it will consume your soul and ruin your life"
Mike: "A game cannot ruin you life, only your own actions can"
Bob: Waaaaaaaaaa
Mike: "STFU, n00b!"
Mike: "A game cannot ruin you life, only your own actions can"
Bob: Waaaaaaaaaa
Mike: "STFU, n00b!"
by Matthew G. Williams January 04, 2008