Ruben

A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time

Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!

by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013

rubenowitz

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!

Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!

by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008

rubeca

Rubeca is a horrible and a monkey look alike. She is never helpful and hated everyone. She is quit ugly and has a face of a troll.

Rubeca is horrible people

by Mon key lover 101 February 3, 2017

Ruben

An awesome guy whose kinda short. He's Hispanic and loves to workout. Hes very strong and has a hot body. Hes great in bed and is the thing of girls dream. Very loyal to his friends and will do anything to protect them. If you find him never let him go because your regret it alot. He's extremely athletic but also is a badass. Don't fight him unless you want to go to the hospital.

Don't mess with Ruben he'll kick your ass!

Awww your so lucky that your boyfriend is a Ruben.

by Reddragonfire23 November 5, 2018

Ruben S Ayala High School

A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.

Ruben S Ayala High School needs a new principhe to run things properly

by a vengefull student August 6, 2011

Rubeus Alliance

A Roblox Aviation Alliance with assemblies weekly. This Ro-Aviation Alliance has been growing airlines with discounts, support, and advice. This alliance tries not to be too strict with their allies. They only want to help them grow.

The discord link for the Rubeus Alliance is:

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Roblox User: "I found that the Rubeus Alliance adds new allies every week."

by jdwoj5 September 15, 2019

rube-kibble

noun: low quality food - mostly corn/wheat/sugar-based - on most grocery store shelves, meant for consumption by disease-prone, classless people.

I would go to the grocery store in town, but all they sell there is rube-kibble.

by ReverendF February 18, 2015