royal idiot

n someone who is so stupid that they defy your expectations of stupidity;
someone who digs himself into a hole until he's left making pitiful excuses
that make no sense; someone who can't remember what the truth is so he twists it
around and makes it worse than it really should be.

"that guy is a royal idiot."

by wiggensnorf December 23, 2008

Royal Poop

When trumpeting farts precedes the arrival of a bowel movement as in a royal procession.

friend: that was a lot of noise and fanfare in the bathroom.
you: yeah, i had a royal poop.
friend: what?!
you: i made a huge fart which sounded like trumpets announcing the arrival of my royal poop. HAHA!
friend: oh, sorry i asked >.<

by tripleneo January 23, 2013

royal maknae

Lalisa (Lisa) Manoban, the main dancer and subvocalist of the south Korean girlband BLACKPINK. Being the maknae of the group people refer to Lisa as the royal maknae.

Lisa is the royal maknae

by Jendeukie April 24, 2019

royal wave

The type of the hand gesture that royalty (for eg Queen Elizabeth II) gives when passing a crowd, normally from inside an expensive vehicle or on top of a horse drawn carriage. Similar to parade wave but with even less effort required, since everyone is already looking at royalty, there's no need to get their attention with large gestures.

It can be used by non-royalty to wave to a group of friends while a passenger in a car leaving a carpark or street, where it is normally intended as humor.

"I gave them the royal wave."

by Poppish November 9, 2005

CROWN ROYAL

Elegant top of the line, all that, and then some.

Girl, did you see John he was crown royal.

by Mireya Bell December 29, 2007

Royal Sonesta

The act of authoritatively penetrating a woman while recording the dirty deed, consent optional.

Dude I met a chick at a bar last night, ended up giving her the Royal Sonesta treatment. She loved it.

by Classy Glasses December 12, 2018

royal visit

A visit by the tongue to a lady's private region. The full works; the royal treatment.

I gave my girlfriend a royal visit. She was grateful for days.

by Captain Bird's Eye's Lovechild October 27, 2010